"I love tropical fish" was the last thing McMagnet thought before a cross eyed mackerel crashed through the store window and slammed into his face, effectively rendering him stupid. In the window, offset by a confused population of city folks who though that this was their day to enjoy the splendor of dying of chill in the freezing vapors of Skyscraper Canyon, stood You Said It Man. He had on leotards, blue and green, some name brand bun-hugger underwear on the outside, a big belt he stole from his sister's walk in closet , a sweatshirt that said "Zag nuts" on, and an old bath towel tied around his neck in an idiot's desperation grab for a cape. ''Have no fear, You Said It Man is here" was what You Said It Man said . You Can Say that Again Man came from the store's back room and said " I'm hungry like Wolfman Jack" ; be peeled off his form fitting shirt and revealed tattoos that did their best to make the best of rather raggedy looking skin.
McMagnet crawled to the backroom , stood up and left the store through the alley entrance. He'd just past the dumpster when he saw a spinning galaxy of birdies and stars burst around his skull. He spun around and made note of Stenchman climbing from the dumpster.
"You idiot" yelled McMagnet, "Jesus in Jack's Pants, that hurt."
Scored some mode at a croak pond. Went onto the deck and noticed millions of little ants pouring out of the dictionary. Somebody's got some sugar on their mind, I reckoned.
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